Awe Man

I got my wages from a moneyman
I leaped and jumped a frogman
I said a definite no to a yes-man
I didn’t sleep a wink with the sandman
Took of all my clothes for the ragman
Got dangerously risky with a stuntman
Suffered premature ejaculation with a minuteman
Despite being fingered by the triggerman
I totally lost count with a tallyman
I ate 15 bananas like an ape-man
I was so much better than the best man
I grabbed the handles of the bagman
Easily read the newspaper man
Couldn’t laugh with a funny man
Got a shell fishy smell from a muscleman
Managed to permanently break the repairman
Had supper with Superman
Picked my nose and found the bogeyman
Was more of a cheating bastard than the businessman
Went all the way to the top with the middleman
Pissed a golden shower over the weatherman
Turned vegetarian with a disillusioned Cattleman
Stuck an axe in the head of a hatchet man
Got all buttered up with the anchorman
Took a naked picture of the cameraman
Exposed a long time affair of the family man
Dressed in women’s clothes with the lady’s man
Acted like a dick with a man’s man
Laughed as the sun melted the snowman
Licked the face and stuck a stamp on the postman
Put my key in the lock of the doorman
Push and pulled the tits of the milkman
Turned out to be a she-man and not a he-man
Couldn’t help but smell the strongman
Managed to defraud a conman
Awe man I am not a fan
Not a fan of fuckin man
I’ll stick to fuckin woman