Fantastic Lore ( Green could be the color of Funny)

At 3 o'clock in the mornin' one would
think the world's majority 'snoring'
fast asleep in their beds. Not Timmy,
no instead he's wide-eyed awake,
reading and rereading, what the
'Daily Ruse' said.

"...appears to be following a one gloved
vagrant through a dark alley..."
" Hhhhmm..." a puzzled Timmy scratches his head as he frantically fingers back
and forth between the pages of the paper.
So lost is he in  that, he doesn't see
'pin holes' craftily poking, a message across the top of the page. The author
of note, none other than Timmy's tiny
but sharply annoying pal, Bobby-Pin
and he appears to be in a rage!
HELLO!? suddenly appears atop
the page.

Bobby trys indiscerniblely to mutter
his angst aimed at Timmy for ruining
his beauty rest, while  Timmy quickly
'shuts' him up by pinning him to his vest.
"Bobby!" Timmy shrieks, as Bobby gets
in a quick prick at the very moment he's
closed. Then a snide Bobby chuckles to
himself, rolls his eye and turns up his nose.

Less than ten minutes pass by, and
Timmy grabs his jacket and heads out
the door. He tells Bobby on way out
about what he read in the morning's
paper. Then, Bobby interrupts him
and sarcastically cries out in
( mock shock) "Oh no BatMan! Is
this gonna be another CAPER!?"
Even though it was said with a
tinge of anger, it made Timmy laugh
which was all it took for the two to
forget their misunderstanding and put
it in the past. "So Timmy?" Bobby asks
curiously...Do you think something afoul
is at hand?" Timmy shakes his head
and replies, "Yup, I think this incident
has all the makings of it being The Man!

Racing through the city streets,
on his bike Timmy, and Bobby
are now focused on a single minded objective-find a member of that 'Crew
Fantastic', so they can give them the
scoop on The Man and whatever
madness he seems to have  planned.

What they never see though , is what's
been scribbled on several billboards
up high. Someone or some- thing, has already versed a sinister warning in
'Green' lettering that ominously read,
quote: "What's unclean, and mean, and travels with one glove, and a crazy eye?"