My "ED" Problem

The "E" is not erectile
The "D" is not dysfunction
But it's a fucking disaster nonetheless
"E" is for elephant
Crazy Republicans
"D" is for donkey
Damn fool Democrats
Both of them nutz and just way out of touch
Guns n Gays is all either of them talk about
Like real people don't have more important things to worry about
Why do American companies relocate to save money, but not lower their prices so the people who no longer have jobs can still afford what they sell?
What makes Girl Scout cookie prices go up?
Yet the size of the package continues to shrink
Has anyone noticed that the half gallon carton of juice now only carries around 58 ounces?
My underwear and socks are made thinner and thinner
And some genius somewhere believes that penalizing my taxes is the right thing to do if I feel that I can live without health insurance
What's with them?
Both of them?
Real people have real issues
Yet all the "E" and "D"  care about is "Guns and Gays "
The E loves guns and hates gays
The D loves gays and hates guns
I say to each his own
Just stop charging me more for less
And stop taking away what I work for just because I feel I can get by without some doctor's hands up my butt
I wish the E's and the D's would get Erectile Dysfunction so they can stop trying to stick something in me every time I bend over to tie my boots and go to work to provide for my family like a man's supposed to do