Holiday honesty haiku

 Whilst you are good with
the stick I would prefer sex
rather than hand-jobs

Fuck me more often
you will be amazed at what
it does for my mood

Kiss this one-way street
good-bye it's time you start some
reciprocation

Rubbing my shin with
your foot does not satisfy
intimate desires

I want to fuck you
on the beach we can worry
about mess later

I'll only rub your
back if you'll ride me like a
dirty succubi