My dildo was my Teddy Betty Bear

My favorite Dildo's name was Betty..
Slept with her next to my pillow.
Blue like Ms Rubbles dress. .
And the mornin sky..
Hense her name
Loved her so..
My lil bunny..y shaped..so cute.
That sweet gal could drill 2 holes  
Like she was diggin for crude!  
But never rude, she'd take my abuse  
...knowin i truely cared..
If i got too exited..
Banged her on the night stand when she started showin her age..
Slowin down..
She understood..
Never moaned like Mama.
And by God like that lil engine that could,  
She like her Mama would put out justa a lil harder..
Much to my pure glowin deeelight.
Betty made me smile..
Best gal pal a girl could have.  
 
She gave out with a few sputtered chokes.....so much like her mama...
....hmmm.
A year ago this September.  
I shed baby blue tears..in her honor.
Betty's wake was sweet..
Gave her a few final memorial strokes.
 
She now lies on her back..yes.
Buried next my beloved pup Bonanza Jellybean in the back yard.
Stone marker in blue sharpie..reads:
 
Betty, you were my faithful friend.
Teddy Betty Bear.
May you Rest in eternal Peazzzzzzz zz z