Fuck the poor fleas ,NWA song written by my dog

Yo Fuck them damn  fleas coming straight from underground .A young puppy got it bad cause I'm brown .Im not another color and so they say I stink ,My owner be demanding the authority but he still keeps ignoring me .But fuck that shit cause Im not the one to be walked by a dumb mother fucker that keeps trying to make me run ,I get beaten on and they pull my tail , I'll eat all the wood in his home and put the house up for sale.See they want to euthanize me cause I bit a teenager ,he loves cats and he's just hater. They be Stepping on my paws , spraying me with da watta , thinking every puppies out humping your daughter. You would rather see me in a dog pen,then me with my leash broke ,chewing on my rope bone. See me taking shits all over the landscape , when I'm finished that fire hydrant needs some new paint. To wash off the pee that I got on all the blades of your nice green lawn. I don't know if I was bad or what ,knock a dog out and cut off his nuts. And on the other paw with a vet they'd get none, just don't let them remove my left and my right one. They'll sell your fur and your pall spot. selling your meat at the local Chinese food stop .
I like a fire place that's warm rather than some old dog house in cold winter storm.Just cause im fresh puppy, punk ass dog wardens are afraid of me. A young pup in need of a good bath and when I'm finished Im gunna need a good nap , young pups trying to not get spayed yo hey I got nowhere to stay.
Yo fuck them damn  fleas .
Fuck them damn fleas.
Yo fuck the damn fleas.

Well fuck them dam fleas like it was a priority.Cuz all these ticks make up a majority.My fangs is what I am pressing .In a soft spot Is where I put my claws and I'm just stretching. Now I got You wishing this was a doggie you never saw .Mites keep scratching behind me, so I used me a flea dip and I killed one ninety. That shit just works in my bath, it gets on my skin and cures my rash. Then I say yo fuck ya punk taking bite out of my coat is straight junk.Going to a doggie club from witch I'm banned. With a bone in my mouth dead cat in my hand .I'm about to see whats up. I'm gunna piss on your tire and gunna chase your truck. Make you think I'm gunna lick your ass, start to growl and rip your pants .I'm sneaky as fuck as I take a bite out of your behind. I'll chew on you now and not next time l. Poop on any mother fucker that stress me,try's to sniff my ass or mark my tree .I'm like a sprinter on a mountain of Coke taking on the insect family, I'll just put more soap on me. Im just a puppy that's bad, with the potential to foam and growl and scratch at the ground.When I Take another poop yo this is the sound ! Or its something like that but it all depends on the size of the scat.Taking on a million fleas I would make them pay, but a digga like me has something to say.
Fuck them damn fleas.
Fuck the damn fleas.
Fuck the damn fleas!

Yo I'm tiered of all the mother fucking smacking . Chasing  my tail wile I'm chilling in my shack and. Why all the little kibbles on my plate and for what ?
Maybe cause I sniff so much butt ! I sniff ass maybe I got gas . Cause you get the picture that this puppy is all about play ,you  know I'm the one who ate your football and it's still  ok. Cause a raggedy ass  cats always got something stupid to say .They hold up my picture and I'm smiling cuz I'm the dog pooped all over your floor and tiling. The puppy with the doggie behavior cause I'm a k 9 , but I still do no labor. Without a pole and a cage what do they got? A mail man in a uniformed waiting to get got by me or another hole digger ,better bring me a bone and I don't care if it's smaller or bigger.
Ya wanna see what happened to the sole of your shoe, I'll chased your cat and drown him in your pool .And when I'm strolling you keep looking in your Mirror I'll chase your car and make you serve me my dinner .A dumb  fucking doggy who likes to run ,get in my face and you'll be the one I'll beg to take me out and I'll make you stay .With my  tongue in my water bowl wile I'm lappen this what I say . Fuck them dam fleas , fuck them damn fleas ..fuck them damn fleas . (We got a warrant for that blue tick cat liking scruffy ass mutt mother fucker of a dog !!!. That's my paw !! That's my damn paw !! That's my paw !!! Fuck you ,you rat chasing mother fucker ) Fuck them damn fleas !