Bring Me SEX

 Don’t bring me flowers
I’m not like you
That can stare for hours
Or rearrange in
vase based towers
you can smell the roses
with a smell
just made for noses
I’ve got no appreciation
Of a multi stem creation
If you want to bring a gift
To make my spirits lift
I’ve no desire
For floral objects
Bring me SEX

Don’t bring me gold
I’m not like you
I’m just not sold
On rings and bangles
Or chains
That jingle jangle
If you want to bring a gift
To send my mind adrift
I do not want
What my heart rejects
Give me SEX

Don’t bring bone china
I’m not like you
‘There’s nothing finer’
You finger flick
And hear it ting
A cup and saucer’s not my thing
If you want to bring a gift
That costs nothing, be a thrift
I don’t want
Metallic effects
Bring me SEX

Don’t bring me Diamonds
I’m not like you
And female simple Simons
They might be
A girl’s best friend
But that’s not the way I bend
If you want to bring a gift
I won’t give
The shortest shrift
I want one
to flex my pecks
bring me SEX

Don’t bring crystal finest cut
I’m not like you
I’m open and shut
I’m a man of simple taste
Spending money’s just a waste
If you want to bring a gift
That’ll make my loins up-shift
I do not want
What glass reflects
Give me SEX

Bring me SEX that’s raw and haughty
I’m just like you
I like it naughty
We can do it
Just like cattle
You can ride me into battle
If you want to bring a gift
Make me horny
Get me stiff
I just want
Our bits erect
Bring me SEX