OFFENCE

I am an equal opportunities offender
I do not really care who I am offending
If your offended by what I write
Rest assured it was deliberate on my part
I like to shine a light on cuntage
Expose assholes to the truth about themselves
It’s important however that you read carefully
It’s vital that you read wearing your thinking head
Be clear through critical thought who it is I want to offend
Trust me I do indeed want to offend the right people
It is not my intention to offend innocent bystanders
I hope in my writings my intentions are crystal clear
Don’t become an offended innocent bystander
If that happens it just goes to show, you’re a fuckin idiot
Unable to understand who it is I target my words at
And so I turn to those I intend to offend
If you are feeling offended at my words
Let me add a fuck you or two for good measure
It’s not my fault you’re a cunt
You are what you are
Dry your fuckin eyes
Man up and grow a pair
But mostly hear my words
If you apply them with care
You won’t be such a bastard
Maybe you can change somewhat
Maybe you can reduce your ugliness
And the smell Of your heart, mind and soul
Then again maybe
Its just my wishful thinking
And you’ll always be a dick
With my words I tried
I at least did that
Ok! – Now you can fuck off!