A Man’s Man - - - - - - - - - - ( written for Gender hate Comp)

 I walk with a swagger
I drink lots of lager
I’m a big fan of soccer
I fart like a docker
I’m a cigar inhaler
I curse like a sailor
I’m right into porn
I’ve always got the horn
I always act toughly
I treat women roughly
I like a nice pair of tits
I admire my own shits
I read tabloid papers
I sympathise with rapers
I’m a rock playing bassist
I’m proud to be a racist
I hate fuckin queers
I like reducing them to tears
I am always on the hunt
I enjoy just being a cunt
I’m the king of my castle
But I’m really just an asshole