Oats

Oats
What is it about oats?
A slow release energy food
That everyone swears by
Are you getting your oats?
Nudge nudge, wink, wink
Say no more
We all know what it means
He is sowing his wild oats
Now that's my boy
A proud father announces
A worried mother just worries


Oddly women don't sow their oats
They don't get oats
It's a man thing
Men love to slowly release their energy
Fuelled by a copious intake of oats
To sustain them

You see oats are so versatile
They give you energy
They sustain performance
Oh yes and sowing them
Gives intense and immense pleasure
Sometimes with unintended consequences

Wild oats will get sown sometimes
And one of the arts of life
Is to sow them at the right time
Warned  Richard L Gallienne

So before you sit down
To your oats
Think on!