Zood

Astrology isn't doing so hot with the smog blocking my nighttime sky.
I can't be consoled by constellations if their advice is blocked
Like all the fuckin wifi passwords around here.
Rain on my parade. No access to free porn.
Never realized how sexy that gay shit can actually be.
I'll take a one of those lads as a right hand man
For when it's time to paint my left nails.
It's a curse;
Writing with your left when the right way to write is with you right. Right?
Wrong. Did you even do your research?
So the other day I found this little white, candy-looking skull.
Do some research before you ingest questionable substances.
If I had known, I would have sold the E.
Or sprinkled it on this great bud that started growing
When I threw some seeds out my window in late April.
On that note, I pray the Jane isn't legalized-
Else a lot of brothas will be out of a trade
And the price of air freshener would go up.
Probably not. I don't give a damn either way.
Yep, as long as funky uncle Sam stays the fuck out my stash,
We're as good as I am at playing guitar one toke over the line.
Yodeling all the high notes.
Someone somewhere will know my name someday.
Whatever the something I call myself is that someday,
Because by then I'll be something so different.
But I'll still have the sickest t-shirts
And fairly lame verses.