GOOD MORNING ARMAGEDDON, HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

I dazily wipe the fallout, from bleary eyes, bloodshot red
As I lazily stumbled, from my makeshift bunker bed
I checked the radio-active dials, were reading the okay
And reluctantly stepped out, into a world in disarray

The bombs had fallen, it was such a disgrace
Like masochistic warriors, destroyed the human race
I had no-one to speak to, and nothing to say
A maniac pressed the buttons, then blew his own head away

The radio transmitter, emitted only a ghostly white noise
As I solemnly awaited, the sound of a voice
Yet I knew in my heart, what caused the delay
As the grey skies reflected, my despondent dismay

It was a billion to one chance, how I survived
As my comrades all around, committed suicide
I had tried, and failed, in my uneasy attempt
To blast out my brains, to save my contempt

The mushrooms had risen, billowing up
As I slowly supped wine, from the devils cup
For it was I, that had pressed the buttons, out of despair
To end all the cruelties, in a world that didn't care

I had tried to shoot a bullet, into my brain
Because all the worlds hatred, had driven me insane
So I introduced the ultimate solution, into the affray
"Good morning Armageddon, how are you today!"