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She seems bored
"The Trailer Park Boys" just don't cut it
So, I offer alternative entertainment
Saying firmly I'd like to go down on her
Refusing to surface until she comes
At least once
Keeping her pinned for hours, if necessary
She stretches lithely for her cell
Not dislodging me in the slightest
But having to claim a rare sick day
Poor baby!
Her supervisor: "Of course, sweetheart
You do sound a mite stressed..."
Poor Baby: "NOT FOR LONG!"
Click.
Off the hook
We'll just see about tomorrow
And all those accumulated vacation days.
"The Trailer Park Boys" just don't cut it
So, I offer alternative entertainment
Saying firmly I'd like to go down on her
Refusing to surface until she comes
At least once
Keeping her pinned for hours, if necessary
She stretches lithely for her cell
Not dislodging me in the slightest
But having to claim a rare sick day
Poor baby!
Her supervisor: "Of course, sweetheart
You do sound a mite stressed..."
Poor Baby: "NOT FOR LONG!"
Click.
Off the hook
We'll just see about tomorrow
And all those accumulated vacation days.
Published 10th May 2015
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10th May 2015 4:41pm
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10th May 2015 5:35pm
Anonymous
10th May 2015 5:32pm
i don't think a day's gonna cut it lol
loved this cheeky write, crowfly
loved this cheeky write, crowfly
10th May 2015 5:44pm
10th May 2015 5:42pm
Hey Crow....I'm off today but I will be glad to call in tomorrow if you're dropping by......very.....um.....entertaining piece.....enjoyed xo :)
10th May 2015 5:48pm
I forgot about Mother's Day. Maybe I should show some respect! I just try to keep my behavior as inappropriate as possible. Thanks for the invite Flower!
10th May 2015 5:53pm
10th May 2015 5:47pm
10th May 2015 5:50pm
10th May 2015 6:13pm
Hey, I love The Trailer Park Boys! But yeah, it doesn't always cut it. haha Although I did try to watch a couple of episodes just the other day and it wasn't boring at all.
Nice write of longing. Sounds like a nice sick day off. haha
Nice write of longing. Sounds like a nice sick day off. haha
10th May 2015 6:17pm
I'll give them another look. What about "The Trailer Park Girls"? Up to no good, I'm sure. Thanks Sammy!
Anonymous
- Edited 10th May 2015 7:24pm
10th May 2015 7:23pm
i have lots of accumulated sick days. and bourbon. and the good coffee. :)
nice little write, crow. well done!
nice little write, crow. well done!
10th May 2015 7:26pm
10th May 2015 8:29pm
"Refusing to surface until she comes" ... That type of dedication and attention to detail is commendable ... I hope she appreciated it.
10th May 2015 8:39pm
10th May 2015 9:46pm
This sounds like a week's worth of vacation time to me. That should solve this woman's ennui.
Fun and clever, Crow.
Fun and clever, Crow.
10th May 2015 11:10pm
11th May 2015 10:22pm
Loved the "keeping her pinned for hours, if necessary"... ;)
Enjoyed the read
Enjoyed the read
12th May 2015 00:39am
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