Work Related

She seems bored
"The Trailer Park Boys" just don't cut it
So, I offer alternative entertainment
Saying firmly I'd like to go down on her
Refusing to surface until she comes
At least once
Keeping her pinned for hours, if necessary
She stretches lithely for her cell
Not dislodging me in the slightest
But having to claim a rare sick day
Poor baby!
Her supervisor:  "Of course, sweetheart
You do sound a mite stressed..."
Poor Baby: "NOT FOR LONG!"
Click.
Off the hook
We'll just see about tomorrow
And all those accumulated vacation days.