Beastiality Has iIs Limits

 
With the cuteness of a kitten
I’d be surely smitten
I’d do it with my dog
Shit I’d even hum a frog
But I’d never fuck a Penguin

I’d certainly pork a pig
Tied to my whirligig
I’d happily grab a seal
And shag to make him squeal
But I’d never fuck a Penguin

I’d make the cow moo
And do the bull too
Have foreplay with a chicken
Cause a chickens finger lickin
But I’d never fuck a Penguin

With force, a camel I would hump
Carefully, a hedgehog I would pump
I’d ride a tiger by the tail
I’d even try and burst a snail
But I’d never fuck a Penguin

I’d have sexy with a snake
And make a Russian hamster shake
I’d give a rhino the horn
Force a dolphin to watch porn
But I’d never fuck a Penguin

Have you seen the way a penguin shits
On the ice it does the splits
Its arse explodes and fires out squits
And female penguins don’t have tits
That’s why I’d never fuck a penguin