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St. Patrick's Day Limerick Dedication to My Dominatrix

There once was a naughty leprechaun
Who snapped a sweet colleen’s pretty thong
So she made a wish
That he’d be switched
And Ms. Kane whipped him all the daylong

So when harassing sweet girls beware
Or like the leprechaun’s fate you’ll share
Conjure the good witch
Who’s good with a switch
Ms. Dana Kane will whip your ass bare

With heart felt love and respect. (sigh!)
Written by snugglebuck
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