"Jackass"

          
       
Let's see, today at work
I stand next to guys talking
One states, "I'm not putting
my tongue in her pussy
That's disgusting"
     
His buddy offers this revelation
"I'm not tasting that area
where she pisses and bleeds
No way"
       
Then, later in the day
The first guy pipes to the other
"She never goes down on me
What's her damn problem"
     
I interrupt
Smiling
'You both expect to receive but never give
You need to level the playing field
Or not, and suffer in perpetuity'
While thinking, COULD EITHER OF YOU BE
A BIGGER FUCKING JACKASS
               
My apologies to donkeys
         
Clueless coworkers
Selfish people
Ignorance
         
         
*January 9, 2015*