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(SleepinExx) The Exciting New Medication To Help You Sleep**

...And Wake Up Rested!  
 Before Consulting Your Doctor to  
 See if (SleepinExx)is Right for You  
 Here are Some of the 'SIDE EFFECTS'...
 
   
-Dry Mouth  
-Sore Ankles  
-Cold Teeth  
-Moist Elbows  
-Nipple Sweat  
-Hallucinations Evolving Elderly  
 Geese That Attack The Penis  
-Bloated Knees  
-Dick Spasms  
-Pet Cat Alienation    
-Vaginal Fatigue  
-Sticky Mouth  
-Deformity of The Areole  
-Involuntary Rug Burn  
-Air Humping In Public  
-Explosive Ass Hole  
-Dick Sneezing  
-Wandering Micro Warts  
-Crotch Rot (with or without odor)  
-Frothy Semen  
-Mood Swings     
-Tongue Rash  
-Red Ass  
-Whiplash  
-Hot Flash  
and  
-Road Rash  
-Mild Clitoral Flatulence  
-Small Tiny Rabbits That Occupy The Belly Button  
-Loose Neck  
-Ball Sweat  
-Pigeon Foot Syndrome
-Spontaneous Combustion     
-And Nightmares Including (but not limited too)  
 Visions of Ones Dick Snapping Off  
   
*so if you feel (SleeinNexx) can help you, please  
    consult your physician for your free trial pack today.  
   **individual state regulations apply  
     void where prohibited    
   ***slow painful DEATH may occur  
 
   
    
Written by ManiacalMark
Published | Edited 6th Jan 2015
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