The Elevation Limerick      

The problem I had: Elevation
Causing me much aggravation
She said “Come up the stair”
“To bed if you dare!”
It just led to further frustration

I went out with a nurse on a luncheon
The metaphor used: jelly truncheon
She said “Oh you poor man”
“I’ll do what I can”
“To cure your erectile dysfunction”

The surgeon said I wasn’t ill
Not a mountain to climb, just a hill
This will work to perfection
To restore your erection
Pre-sex just take this blue pill

Despite his advice I had doubt
I undressed whilst wearing a pout
She said so demure
Are you really sure
No I’m not cause it keeps falling out

It would help if my thing was more hollow
In frustration I started to wallow
She said “stop your racket,
And show me the packet”
“Like me your requested to swallow”

Took advice I found on my Kindle
And swallowed to prove not a swindle
She said “please don’t run,
We’re just having fun”
I pole vaulted out of the window.