Maybe It's Just a Phase

God, I am so beautiful, smart and thin.
Is it because I bathe in other's blood and sin?
My wants and desires are evil.
My urges and actions are primeval.

It's incredibly possible I'm the devil.
So terrible that in this fact I revel.

Maybe I should change my ways,
but it's no fun and it doesn't pay.
Unfortunately I will continue my path of destruction.
If I don't I'm afraid I will lose my ability to function.

So I will continue being Satan,
And you bitches can keep hating.