Cheap as a drink(for comp. house for sale)

Curiosity kills the cat,
but I'd rather fall prey to my new neighbours
weird activities,
than die in my anxious ignorance
This time,
they came back at
mid-night dressed like knights in their usual
undertakers outfit,
my eyes wandering through my drilled peephole
Holy crap! Cannibals....
They slit their victim and rushed his flesh like
hungry lions,
I held my screams in my fears,
frozen on the ladder,
then the kid amongst 'em pointed a sword at
the peephole and passionately said
"you are next"
I didn't know when I disappeared with my
family overseas.
The price tag was as cheap as an auction to a
beggar



"House for sale
Cheap as a drink
First come first served"