Interstellar

I'm mad all over
With a sixth sense
Of gamma rays.
White dwarfs,
And black dwarf theory.
It's all racist.

Ran home from the game
Cause he's always saying
'Bad things can happen'
They do; shit happens.
Now leave me alone.

Got a switch blade lighter,
It's a nifty little thing.
I keep it in my make-up bag.
A spade and a compass
And two more lighters.

I'm rehearsing corny pick-up lines
So that I can prepare
Witty comebacks
And avoid giving them the callback.

Fathead is getting so big,
Time flies and she stood.
I give her pieces of my food
And then I ain't got none.

The lady down the corner there
Didn't think I was quite right.
She caught me walking, 2 a.m.,
To the store for a seltzer.
I don't even like them.
Why the hell was this lady
Talking to me at two?

Caught some red herrings
With ornate elaboration.
Eased on the clutch,
Heard a crunch,
Flattened a coon.

Been wondering when
The tranny is finally gonna
Quit giving me lip.
She's got some sass.
Doesn't like an uphill 30
But the cops
Are trying to reach quota.