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REPUGNUT
Repugnant Repug-nut
Please may I interrupt?
Everything you say
Has already be said
You’ve repeated it so many times
You’ve got ‘Bullshit’ on your breath
Always talking out of your ass
Instead of your face
I’m tired of smelling your gas
That's polluting my airspace
Repugnant Repug-nut
Cigar in your butt
Don’t you know when
Enough is enough?
Your hate speak
Is the language of flatulence
Defining right from wrong
‘According to your stench’
All that is evil, is female
Beginning with Eden’s wench
And all the world’s problems
Can be traced, and stem
From other men who are different
From your mirror's reflection
Repugnant Repug-nut
What the fuck?
Why don’t you give it a break?
“For the love of Christ’s sake”
Just long enough to wipe
The excrement from your face
Your deafening defecation
Has even left your own ear's plugged
So leave your shit in the toilet
And 'Shut-the-Hell-Up!'
Wipe your lips with toilet paper
And don’t forget to flush
“Repugnut” Noun, stemming from the noun Republican, and the adjective, ‘repulsive’. Not to be confused with the adjective, ‘repugnant’.
Repugnut 1. (An obnoxious arrogant ultra-conservative blabbermouth). 2. A person who blames all the world’s problems on those ‘other’ people. 3. Someone who calls other people ‘retarded’ to mask their own ignorance. Synonyms; hypocrite, paper patriot, Foxaholic (a nut job who listens to FOX news 24/7).
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