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Suit and Tie, Rot and Die
Go to work jerk, 9-5 Bob
8 hours couldn't hurt
Two weeks later he's already a fucking slob
Cubicle cell, home sweet Hell
Defenseless, he came home, she overcooked the roast, he beat her senseless
20% minus senses, take a census
Decrease the population
Masturbation, procrastination, false identification
Let's make fun of those with mental retardation
Monkeys pushing buttons, gluttons
Button ups, how's it going? nothing much
Charts are flowing
Trees are dying, fuck growing up
Now Bob pays for sluts
Divorced
She took the kids and 50% of everything
I guess that's why Hurricanes are named after women
Now he's a 12 oz mouse
Living in a rats nest
Ain't that some shit
Life's a bitch
Good Morning, Good Afternoon, Good Evening
How are you doing?
None of your business, eat a bleeding dick you fucking prick
Sick overshadows immune
Fuck a bigger boat you're gonna need a harpoon
Saturday morning cartoons
Booze in the morning and the afternoon
Who the fuck are you calling a coon?
I'll lynch you with a chain of paperclips
Staple your mouth shut and stamp your expiration date on your face
Have your body lying at the bottom of the lake or a sea of tax brackets
It's people like you I hate always having the need to intellectually masturbate
If I saw you in person I would kill you at a slow pace
But I guess it's just best to get high
Because it seems the whole world just wants a suit and tie that suits them for when they rot and die
8 hours couldn't hurt
Two weeks later he's already a fucking slob
Cubicle cell, home sweet Hell
Defenseless, he came home, she overcooked the roast, he beat her senseless
20% minus senses, take a census
Decrease the population
Masturbation, procrastination, false identification
Let's make fun of those with mental retardation
Monkeys pushing buttons, gluttons
Button ups, how's it going? nothing much
Charts are flowing
Trees are dying, fuck growing up
Now Bob pays for sluts
Divorced
She took the kids and 50% of everything
I guess that's why Hurricanes are named after women
Now he's a 12 oz mouse
Living in a rats nest
Ain't that some shit
Life's a bitch
Good Morning, Good Afternoon, Good Evening
How are you doing?
None of your business, eat a bleeding dick you fucking prick
Sick overshadows immune
Fuck a bigger boat you're gonna need a harpoon
Saturday morning cartoons
Booze in the morning and the afternoon
Who the fuck are you calling a coon?
I'll lynch you with a chain of paperclips
Staple your mouth shut and stamp your expiration date on your face
Have your body lying at the bottom of the lake or a sea of tax brackets
It's people like you I hate always having the need to intellectually masturbate
If I saw you in person I would kill you at a slow pace
But I guess it's just best to get high
Because it seems the whole world just wants a suit and tie that suits them for when they rot and die
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