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"Robbed"
Late one night while jogging
She is grabbed and pulled into the bush
Screams, "Help, help, I'm being robbed"
He shouts, 'No, I'm gonna fuck your tush'
In a flash he drops his drawers
By the moonlight she glimpses his dick
She pipes, "Yes, I'm being robbed
if you're fucking me with that toothpick"
*May 25, 2014*
Published 9th Jun 2014
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9th Jun 2014 7:15am
9th Jun 2014 7:40am
:) Happy to oblige, ES. Having your 'needs' satisfied is always enjoyable. :D
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9th Jun 2014 7:21am
oh lord lol i just choked on my coffee! you are priceless Sir, adore your sense of humor
9th Jun 2014 7:45am
Oh, ms katja, no choking. Not on coffee, anyway. ;)
Sending gratitude for your adoration. Happy to know you experienced a laugh or three.
Sending gratitude for your adoration. Happy to know you experienced a laugh or three.
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9th Jun 2014 12:57pm
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9th Jun 2014 4:24pm
Thank you for taking the time to read and share your positive reaction. :)
Welcome to DU!
Welcome to DU!
9th Jun 2014 9:37pm
10th Jun 2014 2:00am
Anonymous
9th Jun 2014 11:32pm
Oh, GOD!. . .And, Oh, Good One, VegasPoet!!. . .xo, Devlin:)
10th Jun 2014 2:03am
Thanks, Ms Devlin. Glad you enjoyed it. :)
Honored to be among your RL selections.
Honored to be among your RL selections.
