Recap

The back door please. Just set it over near the back door. Be careful not to knock my bookcase over. And if you don’t mind… I wouldn’t stare too long at the trees.

Have you seen my newest eBay find? It’s a green plate, from Pre-Colombian Ecuador. Watch what happens when you mix water with just a pinch of grandpa’s ashes.

What’s that image burned into the TV static?
Oh, didn’t you know? It came from the room with stone walls covered in moss and orchids. It came from his mind, the deepest fears born out of his mind.

You put your hand in it. See, this sign demonstrates proper technique and expected results. We have thousands of testers ensuring top quality of our products. Permanent anti theft machinery will ensure a safer future for humanity.

We can’t have you in there while he’s competing the application. Also stay off the stage if the lights are out. When night arrives, the stairs get longer, and if it rains or snows, make sure your tires don’t get stolen.

It appeared in my yard. It appeared in the stone room. It appeared in the store. It appeared in my room. It appeared at my school. It appeared in my car. It appeared in my yard. It appeared in the stone room…

Since she wasn’t born I couldn’t ask her. She never died so I couldn’t find her. She doesn’t exist so it’s hard to imagine her. What is she then? She is the guardian of what if.