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Limp Weenies or �Dead Puppies?

Limp weenies and dead puppies
Are just about the same
They don�t do anything but lay there
They are a no win sort of game
When it comes to a dead puppy
They can still look kinda cute
a limp weenie looks like a wrinkled worm
That�s something no one can refute.
A dead puppy can still smell clean
A limp weenie more like a fish
Which one would I rather have
Neither can I make another wish?
Limp dicks also come with a surprise
Attached to it is a man
If he wants his weenie to work
You�re expected to lend him a hand.
Whereas dead puppies are quiet
They are what the fucking are
Don�t expect you to raise them from the dead
Just because they got hit by a car
Limp weenies or dead puppies
Which one would I rather choose
I think I�ll go with the dead puppies
Because with a limp dick you always loose.