say hi to robert johnson for me

for doc's cemetary comp      
       
       
been fraternizing      
and runnin snuffaluffagus        
with dark forces so so ancient      
we play bridge on thursdays      
i get the thirsties      
i pay hookers to masturbate      
dike out at my dad's grave      
then throw em each an extra G    
so i can beat my meat     
so i can beat the shit out of them      
while i scream        
sorry mom!!!!!      
sorry mother!!!!      
       
where the fuck is my brother?      
       
i sit on the porch      
with my laptop open all day like a dork      
but on my keyboard is really a wigi board      
i'm tryin to put a curse on the whole police force      
drop my saggin shorts      
and show em the 666 on my hind quarters      
got demons on my team      
i'm givin out orders      
to switch medication labels      
on everything goin with doctors without borders      
       
take your pick of evil      
dope man,killer of women and children    
no feelings    
 all villain    
Jr aka william money    
gives up killing till you smoke his last homie    
   
a new something    
   
murder a man and his kids  
jus osmosis with his bitch  
but serial killer club for justice    
bustin busters    
and child molesters    
got shit that rushes    
right through the chest    
of these chesters    
with breast implants but hairy neck and ears    
3 wee tots about 5 yrs    
in the basement tied to chairs    
to prevent any thought of artistry    
i cut off both his ears    
i poured kerosene on him    
   
specifically    
   
to not bite resevoir dogs    
the kero is a lil more oily    
and burns thick and slow    
so i got an idea dawg    
       
give it a while      
i got a new style      
a true smile      
crossroad guise just bury your bucket      
i sware you'll get silly lucky      
and i'll make em make another movie about        
lil chucky      
even if she's got a lil chunky      
definitely with jennifer tilly and her two really      
big buddies      
 fuck all you want and not even feel slutty      
you want money?      
it ain't even funny      
i'll TI you      
you can have whateva you like honey      
it's just in 10 yrs i slice open your tummy      
and take you someplace where it's never ever nice and sunny