SNUGGLEBUCK the Sinister; my contribution for the 'Most Sinister' competition.

SNUGGLEBUCK, the Sinister

I’m the most diabolical
Clandestine
Evil
Wicked
Sinister
“ASSHOLE”
You will ever have the privilege to know

I play the nice guy
The shy guy
The quiet guy
To lure women to my side

To tell them
How much I love them
And need them
So I can use them
To satisfy my carnal desires

Thinking I’m in love
They fall in love
Believing were in love
They abandoned all inhibitions and suspicions

I demand sex
Selfish sex
Degrading sex
Unusual sex
My own personal whore, till I get bored

Then I’ll find another woman
A prettier woman
A richer woman
A younger woman
A more gullible woman
One with far less wear and tear

So I’ll dump her
Spurn her
Ignore her
Hurt her
Witnessing her tears I will be so amused

After all, isn’t that what women are fore?
Bodies to be used
Minds to be abused
Hearts to be broken and bruised

To suck
To fuck
To shuck
Then chuck
Treat them like a puppy
Then abandon them like a doggie

So I ask you?
I challenge you
I dare you
Am I not the most sinister Son-Of-A-Bitch
To ever exist?