Missionary Variations

 
Face to face with him on top
He may use his arms as a prop
If her legs are well apart
He can penetrate her from the start

The beauty of this position
As approved by Christian missions
Is the touch of skin to skin
And seeing faces when you begin.

Once you've the basics in your stride
Many's the variations to be tried
She can raise her legs erect
Cross her ankles round your neck

You can move to be kneeling
Pump away to retain the feeling
Or if her bum's near the bed's edge
You stand but keep inside her wedge

If she lays flat upon the bed
Brings her legs together instead
You can ride astride her thighs
Making sure you stay inside.

The popularity of variation
May not please Christian mission
Who think that sex has one vocation
That of human procreation