Pussihibition

hmmm! So I had the most horrid dream: I dreamt I was stuck in an alternate universe, on an alternate Earth and living in an alternate United States of America except it was call The Restricted States of America. I mean it was just horrible, terrible I tell ya. Everything was restricted, they had a list of items, things and actions that were not allowed, if any rules on the list were to be broken, one could find themselves fined, in-prisoned, looking down gun barrels facing a firing squad or hanged on national television.        
          
Mortified I morbidly stared at the list of things not allowed and read it aloud to myself I cringed with such fear believing surely I would meet the worst end! My eyes widely opened, my body and voice trembling with horror and angst as I spoke the first words on the list:        
 
no rights for women
no abortions
no animal rights
no Liquor except when receiving communion        
no cursing          
no wearing bikinis          
no tight clothing          
no unapproved education          
no erotic photos          
no erotic poetry          
no clubs        
no interracial anything    
no unauthorized access to information that goes against nationalism and socialism    
no individualism      
no 5 star restaurants or hotels          
no dirty dancing          
no twerkin          
no whining          
no strip clubs          
no menage a trois          
no throple relationships  
no masturbation  
no homosexuality  
no other forms of government but a one world government  
no entrepreneurship        
no tattoos or piercings          
no protesting            
no jewelry          
no sex toys          
no blow jobs          
no eating punnany          
everyone earned the same income          
everyone lived in the same style houses, apartments          
no different music (all the music were of one genre) folk music,, religious music, boring ass shit          
no high fashion (everyone wore the same style jumper suits and boots) different solid colors were allowed          
           
The list was long as fuck so I skipped to the last page and it said.        
no wedded sex unless it's for the purpose of procrastination        
only missionary position during sex was allowed            
Pussihibition for those who were not wedded.          
           
"WTF" is that like Prohibition            
"Fuck! it said, it's exactly like Prohibition"            
I woke  up in a cold sweat screaming at the top of my lungs          
           
My girl woke up and ask "baby are you ok?" Shiiiiid I dove face first right in the pussy.            
           
I don't ever want to have that dream again. 🤣