Cars and Scars, the new title is "Scheduled Pain"

 This writing was revised because the last version seemed to treat Drinking and Driving as a light subject, my Sincere apologies.    
   
Never turned down a dare,  
Never understood, "take care"  
Skied down a mountain side,  
About the Dumbest thing I ever tried!  
Like my poetry, I demonstrated all the wrong ways,    
while providing entertainment along the way.  
I am gravities favorite toy,  
The great gravity God, " Crackem "  
There was no fluff, just slick hard stuff. Oh Boy!  
Slicker than a buttered bull frog's ass  
No pain, no gain, Bull Shit!, insane  
Up, down, up, down, uup, Down, uuup, DOwn, uuuup, DOWn, uuuuup, DOWN! uuuuu---FUCK IT!!  I Pass!!  
Floppin down a mountainside like a ruptured duck down a waterfall!  
Sled on skies, bad idea!, Too late, as I recall !  
How would I live through this, I dreaded!  
My brand new ski suit looked like    
I tried to sand paper a wild cat's ass in a phone booth (shredded )  
There is an old saying that I just now made up,    
" Rednecks Never Have Accidents, they just schedule pain on  a regular basis"    
and that bright glow around us ain't our brilliance,  
 that comes from those hundreds of angels God has had to assign us,      
for our protection. (but mostly those around us)  
The ole Grim Reaper keeps a close watch too, he don't haul us off very often though,  
he just shows up for the show.  
   
The moral of this True Story: Rednecks should Never attempt to defy Gravity unless we are lying on the ground.