Serial Me

I'm good at making friends.
I make one at least twice a month.
Sometimes even one a week.
It's so easy.
I don't drink, but a bar is a great place to start.
Usually, I find someone that deserves it
pretty quick.
After I pick one out,
I buy her a drink.
and drop in the pill.
Pretty soon we are dancing.
When she starts to fall down
we go back to my place.
I cut off the pieces I need,
then sew them back together again.
I'm good at making friends.