I wish women would stop telling me they want to have my baby

I get it
I really do
You like me
Maybe you love me
But one or even two
Weeks is way to soon
To tell me you want
To have my progeny
Sure I'm nice to you
But fuck!
Can I really be
THAT nice to you
And her
Back then
Once was strange
But twice is just freaking me out
Maybe I should do what my friend said
Fuck women then tell them to
Leave and don't come back without pop-tarts