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THE DAY AFTER, VALENTINE'S DAY
Theirs no better day
Then the day after St. Valentine's Day
When the price of love
Is discounted 60% below
Than the price marked above
When you can walk through the door
With flowers and candy in hand
Without becoming a poor
Pathetic young man
So take heed dear lads
Listen closely to my advice
The only way say you love her
Is at less than half price
Then the day after St. Valentine's Day
When the price of love
Is discounted 60% below
Than the price marked above
When you can walk through the door
With flowers and candy in hand
Without becoming a poor
Pathetic young man
So take heed dear lads
Listen closely to my advice
The only way say you love her
Is at less than half price
Published 7th Feb 2014
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7th Feb 2014 7:47pm
I find this very humorous. Great job you definitely gave me a good laugh. Excellent poem.
19th Feb 2014 4:15pm
this is like
the half price
a guy offered to a pros
fifty cents for the half
and he shoved the whole in
and she cried betrayal
he said fu
i meant the other half
the half price
a guy offered to a pros
fifty cents for the half
and he shoved the whole in
and she cried betrayal
he said fu
i meant the other half
