lady of the bottle

slippers of shiraz
a lady of class doing your very best not to show everyone your ass

merlot moccasins
rush into the bathroom so you can gawk over him

cabernet camisole
climb in bed with a strange man who defiles your soul

tawny port
too drunk to come up with a retort, legs spread
your skirt was too short

monastrell
are you mad at me? I'm too drunk to tell

tavel
supposed to be our together time but we're drinking it all to hell

vermentino
where did our night go

garnacha rosado
where did you go

spicy granache
you've been separated from me

pinot noir
lost at the bar

montrachet
now you're hooking up with her for a bet

hennesy
did somebody forget jealousy

brandy
hello randy andy your damsel's looking dandy as long as you've got your hand on me your eyes will shine with that special gleam

gin
it looks like your turning in

whiskey
as you two get frisky I resist the urge to hit the thief

vodka
you try to figure out why i'm leaving but you can't can ya?

mescal
for the animals
me and the boys don't want control

bourbon
another couple distilled to ruins

absinthe
seeya bitch

spumante
possibly the first drink you shared with me

bacardi
the first time you felt all of me

grain alcohol
the reason we no longer speak