big sunday

oh no
its the superbowl
another excuse to lose control
think ill pack myself a massive bowl
start to gorge like a rabid animal
if im still me by the time we get to the halftime show
consider yourself lucky there's some others here you wouldn't like to know

wings
beer and other things
from zero to fucked up without stopping in between
get out of my way, id flip over a beauty queen
if you told me id find something better underneath

herbal magnet
liquid contract
hit it then pass back
cough till your lungs are black then go ahead and throw that drink back

damn
you know how to do that
where'd you learn to do that
who showed you how to do that
You know I gotta try that

I hope the seahawks win
I guess
Fuck it, tape some papers together so I can get more weed in
open up another bottle, this one's at the end
new friends sports and girls in booty shorts
this is one of life's rewards
I don't deserve it, of course