Time To Slay the Dragon

Since the beginning of time man has been fascinated with the creatures of imagination,
But a creature as vile as this is yet unheard of.
Since the beginning of time we have dreamed of dragons killing men and nations,
But this one is real, and his heart is filled with perverted love.

Yes, for the first time since fairy tales, we have a dragon roaming the streets,
And he's not afraid to kill for fun.
Yes, for me the pleasure is only for he and I to meet,
And I'm not about to turn and run.

He breathed his words like fire, burning all who came in range,
And yet his words confessed his love.
He held your hand to unsheathe his claws, leaving us both deranged,
And now I shall make it rain upon him fire from above.

In times of fairy tales, we had swords and bows and knives,
And killing the wretched lizard was difficult.
In times of fairy tales they killed men, children and wives,
And stopping them was a thing to exalt,

But now, I plan to kill this modern day dragon.
Indeed, it was nearly impossible for men before me,
But now, I have something they never even imagined.
Indeed, he's going to go down before he can further hurt me,

Because knives and swords have turned to gunpowder,
Because he's hurt so many, and now it's gotta be due,
Because bows and arrows have turned to shotguns,
Because hearts that have been broken have turned to he's hurt YOU.