THE BEST POEM  EVER WRITTEN

i don't think i'm egomaniac
but this wilL be the best poem ever written
it's gonna be epic
forget your kubla khan's  
and wordsworth's insufferable daffodils
swaying in the wind
this  will blow your fucking mind
better than whiskey and coke combined
change your perspective
take you to higher plain
make you the de la lama of the soul
 
so get me my paper fetch me my pen
it's time to start it's time to begin
aaaahhh no aaaahhh fuck
i haven't a clue i'm completely stuck