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anti-erotic poem
Ah jayus, gives us a break,
Do you think you are the only person ever to ejaculate.
The thought of your saggy arse and flabby gut
Pounding on hairy flesh until you erupt,
Make's me quite ill;
You and that bloody little pill.
And when you spoke i wish didn't hear,
For I have to spend the next three hours
disinfecting the innards of my ear.
Do you think you are the only person ever to ejaculate.
The thought of your saggy arse and flabby gut
Pounding on hairy flesh until you erupt,
Make's me quite ill;
You and that bloody little pill.
And when you spoke i wish didn't hear,
For I have to spend the next three hours
disinfecting the innards of my ear.
Published 20th Dec 2013
| Edited 17th May 2019
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