deepundergroundpoetry.com
You're Soaking In It Right Now
I don't want hugs or your kisses
how about you do my fucking dishes
I really want you to talk dirty my plates,
perhaps you could also tidy up my place?
Oh men....
anything you can do I can do better
hell I can even sing first tenor!
I can change my own damn tire!
by rubbing two sticks together, I made fire
useless stupid little fucks
I even make more bucks
so tell me what is you can do for me
because all I truly need you for is cleaning.
how about you do my fucking dishes
I really want you to talk dirty my plates,
perhaps you could also tidy up my place?
Oh men....
anything you can do I can do better
hell I can even sing first tenor!
I can change my own damn tire!
by rubbing two sticks together, I made fire
useless stupid little fucks
I even make more bucks
so tell me what is you can do for me
because all I truly need you for is cleaning.
Published 7th Dec 2013
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
likes 6
reading list entries 0
comments 7
reads 803
Commenting Preference:
The author is looking for friendly feedback.
Anonymous
7th Dec 2013 7:33am
Anger!!!!!!
7th Dec 2013 8:43am
7th Dec 2013 12:02pm
Oh dear someone upset you. Could it have been a bloke? ;-)
Nice 'vent the spleen' write Nikki and as you've left the man faceless he could be any of us (And probably is too)
Nice 'vent the spleen' write Nikki and as you've left the man faceless he could be any of us (And probably is too)
7th Dec 2013 8:52pm
Just cleaning?.. I dunno, I can think of one or two more fun things.
;)
Good flow, rhyming works... Crack that whip! Those dishes won't do themselves...
;)
Good flow, rhyming works... Crack that whip! Those dishes won't do themselves...
8th Dec 2013 1:34am
eye'd lick ye clean anytime......**
**(goodness me! did aye say that?)
**(goodness me! did aye say that?)
10th Dec 2013 1:47pm
31st Dec 2013 3:59am
Dirty talk while cleaning a house. Potty Mouth Cleaner for hire is my new business!
