a man in my closet

you are in my closet
hiding from my parents
I heard you giggle
I heard you moan
didn't want to give
us both away
they came home early
you spent the night
both of us running around nude
my bare ass on the table
on the floor
on the couch and
everywhere in between
said we were going to watch a movie
ya right!
first 5 minutes we were fucking
moved the couch 3 inches back
feel worse for my parents bed
ohh and my poor bed moving
back and forth
rocking my headboard
wondering what the neighbors will think.

there is a man in my closet
I hid him away from sight
then when the coast was clear
I snuck him out the back door
kissing him as he went
now I can officially say
I had a man in my closet