Superstitious

Never say never, but here
I am saying it twice without a
moments hesitation.
Look around 360 before you go into
a forbidden place just to make sure noone is
looking.

Spill salt, throw some across your back
and don't throw your hat upon
the bed.
Never lay a broom against a bed
for fear that the evil broom spirits will
curse whomever lies there.

Don't be the one in the middle of three in a
photograph or you'll be the first to go.
Put an acorn in your window to
ward off lightning.

I cross my fingers but never hold my
breath long enough while passing a graveyard.
I never carry any sort of good luck charm
or cross.
An Omen is just a fish called Nemo spelled
backwards.
Bad luck follows me like the devil towards sin.
Three may be the charm but four is pushing my luck (If I have any left).
Good Luck.