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Sentencing
" I have no alternative but to give you a custodial sentence.
Now do you have anything to say before I pass sentencing?"
"What"s the sentence?"
" Very well, I have no choice but to administer a sentence of no les than 7yrs imprisonment.
" Fuck me judge, Id do that standing on my head"
"Right then, Mr Thomson, what would you say if I gave you another 7yrs to get you back on your feet? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY NOW!"
"fUCK ME"
" lANGUAGE IN MY COURT, I WILL DO YOU FOR CONTEMPT!"
Mouth shut, in cuffs,im led between two huge grizzly bear sized security dudes. Ushering me to my new to be abode.
Three hots and a cot, cant grumble wi that.
HOMELESSS GADGIE is led to his home from home.
Now do you have anything to say before I pass sentencing?"
"What"s the sentence?"
" Very well, I have no choice but to administer a sentence of no les than 7yrs imprisonment.
" Fuck me judge, Id do that standing on my head"
"Right then, Mr Thomson, what would you say if I gave you another 7yrs to get you back on your feet? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY NOW!"
"fUCK ME"
" lANGUAGE IN MY COURT, I WILL DO YOU FOR CONTEMPT!"
Mouth shut, in cuffs,im led between two huge grizzly bear sized security dudes. Ushering me to my new to be abode.
Three hots and a cot, cant grumble wi that.
HOMELESSS GADGIE is led to his home from home.
Published 25th Sep 2013
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25th Sep 2013 8:03pm
Wait! Fake or Fiction? Joke or true story?
I guess great ink makes it hard to decipher, huh?
(the added seven years to help him gain balance standing, was funny. I didn't want to laugh if it was real.....but I couldn't help it.)
The last line confirmed my laughed was good! Haha....
I guess great ink makes it hard to decipher, huh?
(the added seven years to help him gain balance standing, was funny. I didn't want to laugh if it was real.....but I couldn't help it.)
The last line confirmed my laughed was good! Haha....
26th Sep 2013 9:54pm
Rain, in my youth, I was sentenced to prison.
Its just the bullshit banter that cons in Scotland may say to the Judge just to get him to freak out. Nothing too serious...lol.
Laugh away Rain.
KG ox
Its just the bullshit banter that cons in Scotland may say to the Judge just to get him to freak out. Nothing too serious...lol.
Laugh away Rain.
KG ox
25th Feb 2014 3:34am
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