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My first day at work

Hello,what can I get for you?
I want a ah... Passion fruit and lemonade -
With no ice.
Okay,ma'am.

*Passion fruit and lemonade*

It's coming right up.
Hold on,make it with ice.
Or maybe,no ice but bring ice in a
Separate glass.
Yes, ma'am.

*Bring ice separately*

Yoo hoo!
Come back.
I changed my mind.
Make it an Amarula hot chocolate.
And bring sugar.
Lots of it.

(Hey lady! I've been waiting here for almost 3 minutes now!
Could I get some service?!
I'll be with you now,sir.)

Okay.
So no more Passion fruit and lemonade.
Just an Amarula hot chocolate and lots of sugar?
Yes.

* (sigh) Scratch that lemonade. Amarula hot chocolate and lots of sugar*

Is there anything else?
No.
Okay, ma'am.

*Shoot! That table has been sitting there for quite some time.
Okay.
Take a deep breath and smile apologetically*

I'm truly sorry for keeping you waiting,sir.
What can I get for you?
Some black coffee would be nice.
And make sure it's hot!
Yes, sir.

*Amarula hot chocolate and black coffee*

Hey! Girlie!
Is my hot chocolate coming or what?
It's on its way ma'am.

*Ok. Calm down.
Don't panic*

Sorry, do you by any chance know where our waitress might be?
Uhm, no.
Do u perhaps remember her name?
It was Nom-something.

*He must mean Nolynne*

I'll go check for you.

*Argh! Ok.
Amarula hot chocolate, black coffee with lots of sugar and Nolynne*

Nolynne,your table's looking for you.

*Hot chocolate and Amarula black coffee with lots of sugar*

Hyacinth,your tables are looking for you.
Okay,I'll be there now now.

*Okay. Hot chocolate for the woman and Amarula black coffee with lots of sugar for the man*

Here you go,sir.
Thank you.

Here you go ma'am.
Where's my sugar?!
Uhm... I forgot it.
I'll fetch it quickly.

*Aaaah! Sugar*

Hey,lady!
Why does my coffee taste like liqour?
You - uhm - you asked for Amarula black...
No I DIDN'T!

*Aaaahh! Kill me now!!!*
Written by Hyacinth
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