down write patriotic

lady liberty    
she had an abortion before i even came    
signal flare maybe    
democratic capitolist whore    
split a team of fathers fore    
and be glad you are not screwing with earthworms    
   
gimme a box cutter    
a ticket to the bermuda triangle    
a close up on a lil styrofoam ball    
with the ol red white and blue on it    
   
a double whopper no onions    
with a side of no healthcare reform    
free clinics are having billing issues    
emergency rooms are now urgent care    
by appointment only    
   
dollar general    
seems to be selling band aids    
at an all time high    
   
from the frisbee    
to    
the soveriegn state of walmart    
   
where the fuck is the pet rock?    
when you need a good counsoult  
   
what do you do when?    
they don't double bag    
 your bottled beer    
and the bottom drops out    
just outside the door    
   
made the mistake    
of trying self checkout again    
it only will scan half your items    
so you are left with a choice    
skate out the door with your    
100 count q tips    
a box of generic tampons    
for your slutty girlfriend    
who is too lazy to jump in the shower    
with you on her period    
so you can hit it  
(i know i should jus be happy she got it)    
or even go get that ish herself    
when you idiotically    
give her the keys to the truck    
because you know she'll be gone for hours    
come home drunk    
but hopefully you catch a blowjob    
in your sleep    
when she finally gets home    
get off    
 without really working for it    
   
but in the long run    
you always earn it    
   
120 mins for your tracphone    
and a six pack of something 16 oz. and ice    
   
or    
   
sit there like you stole something anyway    
while that lil red rotating ambien warning light    
alerts everybody in the store    
besides a customer service professional    
you need assistance    
   
look at corky with tatts    
who can't find his lil bar code      
   
i should know better    
but i sure say that a lot    
   
i dug in    
the 5 dollar bin    
to find the outsiders,the first halloween    
and a clockwork orange    
for 15 minutes    
   
those bitches    
are sure comin with me    
     
don't fuck with james T. kirk    
on october 31st    
all that cutting    
and jaime lee curtis    
still had to pay to have her penis removed    
   
america    
fuck yeah