the advantages of mass graves

they say that he who seeks revenge should dig two graves, but i say is two really enough?  keep going!  mass graves are so much more fun anyway.  let's just look at all of the advantages to a mass grave.  they save space 900 square feet for 1000.  do you know how much space it takes to bury 1000 people in a cemetery?  try it some time.  further more it's cost effective.  one memorial plaque, shrine or what have you as compared to all of the grave stones.  it's quick and finally it's friendly.  yes, you get to hang out with all of your dead friends for eternity.  none of that horrible isolation.  yes, truly mass graves are the way to go!

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