my dick is a whole seperate g

i got a girlfriend
who does'nt mind if i sleep around
she jus wants me
to wash my hands before i jerk off
 
she drinks more than i do
and when i stand too close  
i get heat rash on my ass
like i worked in a really busy south american brothel
without a/c
 
guess what they call brazil nuts in brazil?
 
huh?
 
hum on em
maybe a lil star spangled banner
or i'm a loser baby
 
if you can't whistle while you work
tell the god damned man  
you'd rather be billy the kid's other mistress
 
everything good about me
is gone
like angelina jolie and her tits
 
kick me them digits
 
and within a week
you'll be pregnant
addicted to drugs
and wondering why god hates you
 
so maybe i lied about the girlfriend thing
but my dick is still a dirty gangsta
because i'm emotionally unavailable
 
this next devil  
is gonna be the one though
to tame the savage whore

i might sit on the couch for a while
 
i don't care if she got crooked teeth
as long as there is blond hair, blue eyes, and big tits
why you think mona lisa is'nt smiling?
 
 
it's all just to tender an artist's ego