Dear Owner

Dear Owner,

You have got to stop using me,
I'm very nearly sucked dry,
You just whip me out when you fancy it,
How about some warning time?

You used to use me sparingly,
Now 4, 5 times a day.
I'm getting really quite tired,
Of being pushed into holes all day.

I really haven't got the energy,
To keep up with your desires,
I'm going limp, dear owner,
I'm just so bloody tired!

Right that's it, I've had enough,
This is your final warning.
I used to be so hard and full,
And now I'm flaccid and mourning.

Put me back where I came from,
Keep me in your trousers,
I like that space reserved for me,
Please, Let me recoup my energy.

No more ATMs, my friend,
Or I'll explode into shards,
Please, let me rest a while,
Yours sincerely,
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