AS YOU LIKE IT? (NOT BY SHAKESPEARE)

 Please tell me, for my ears only,
Your ultimate sex fantasy;
Of what would be your favoured room
For me to seed your waiting womb,
Or is there somewhere you would go
If your desire is ‘al fresco’?

Tell me what clothes you’d keenest wear
Before we strip each other bare;
What garments would be first to go,
What would be the last bits you show;
Does it involve, swear I won’t laugh,
Sharing a hot shower or bath?

Shall we chase naked round the bed,
Take turns giving each other head?
Shall we tie up or go blindfold?
Don’t bottle up, speak up, BE BOLD!
You choose the moment that feels right
For us to bodily unite.

Tell me how you would like to be held
As into each other we meld;
What would be the favoured weather
For getting, like this, together?
What parts of you are sensitive
Most to the touchings I could give?

And, if the idea’s not too rude,
Would you involve suggestive food?
And what positions would you try
That would make you happiest die?
Then when passion gets out and out,
What name would you ecstatic shout?